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        趣味圖片英語笑話:Monogamy 一夫一妻制(雙語)

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        for the last time: i didn't cheat-i just rubbed my self against the leg of the postman in a manner that might have seemed horny, but that's not the case at all! trust me,miranda!oh, miranda, please trust me!

        最后一次,我沒有撒謊-我只是以一種看似淫蕩的方式和郵遞員的腿對(duì)抗擦傷了自己,但是情況不是這樣的!相信我,米蘭達(dá)!噢,米蘭達(dá),請(qǐng)相信我!

        monogamy never became successful among dogs

        在狗的世界里一夫一妻制從沒有成功過

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