A “KISS” 不是代表一個(gè)吻
The guest seated next to the speaker said, "Your wife must love you very much, I see her send you a ‘KISS‘ before you begin your speech."
The speaker smiled and explained, "You don‘t know my wife. The ‘KISS‘ she give me stands for ‘Keep It Short, Stupid.‘"
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