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          There was a man who always acted like he knew everything. On one occasion he accompany a friend to buy a computer. Looking at an optical mouse,his friend asks“Why use light when you can use the ball?”The guy thought for a minute and said:“You can use it as a flashlight when the power goes out!”

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