每日一笑：No Wonder They Put Her Out （6.27）
Jenny, (looking at the crying new baby): Has she just come from heaven?
Mother: Yes.
Jenny: Well, it's no wonder they put her out.
肯定是他們把她趕出來的
（看著不斷的哭著的剛出生的嬰兒）詹妮問：她是剛從天堂里來嗎？
媽媽：是的。
詹妮：嗯，那不用問肯定是他們把她趕出來的。
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