每日一笑（4.25）

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After receiving warnings from his father, a pupil was so worried that he came to school to tell his teacher:"I don't mean to frighten you but my father said somebody would surely get slapped on face if I failed the exam again."

一個小學生的父親警告他說:“如果沒有超過60分，準有人挨巴掌！”到了學校，小學生憂心忡忡的找來老師，并對老師說：“不是我嚇唬您啊！我爸爸說了，如果我再不及格準有人挨巴掌！”

哈哈,今天的笑話很短哦,不過還蠻經典的嘛

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