食物中的人工色素會導致死亡-看漫畫學英語之加菲貓[5]--雙語幽默漫畫
jon:garfield,you shouldn't take food for granted.
喬恩:加菲貓,你不應當認為取食物是理所應當的。
garfield:he's right.an artificial color died to provide me with this meal.
加菲貓:他說得對,這頓飯里面的人工色素會導致我丟了性命。
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