獎(jiǎng)勵(lì)加菲貓的節(jié)食計(jì)劃-看漫畫學(xué)英語(yǔ)之加菲貓[5]--雙語(yǔ)幽默漫畫
jon:as a reward for staying on your diet,i'm going to allow you to have some sugar with your coffee today.
喬恩：作為你保持節(jié)食的獎(jiǎng)勵(lì)，今天我將允許你在咖啡里放一些鹽。
jon:let me rephrase that.
喬恩：讓我換個(gè)合適的方式表達(dá)。
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