加菲貓用火腿拌沙拉-看漫畫學(xué)英語(yǔ)之加菲貓[5]--雙語(yǔ)幽默漫畫
garfield:this salad needs something.
加菲貓:這個(gè)沙拉需要點(diǎn)東西。
garfield:i think i'll gamish it.
加菲貓:我想裝飾它。
garfield:with a ham!
加菲貓:用火腿來(lái)裝飾吧。
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