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        初學(xué)者愛上英語幽默小笑話16:妻子的祈求(中英)

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        2.Wife's Begging

        妻子的祈求

        Two men were talking at the break-room. One was telling the other about a fight he had had with his wife. "In the end"he said, "I had her begging on her knees."

        兩位男士正在休息室淡論著。一位對(duì)另一位說起他與妻子的一場(chǎng)爭(zhēng)斗。他說:“最后,我迫使她跪下來求我。”

        "What did she say?" asked the coworker.

        “她怎么求你的?”另一位很好奇。

        "She told me to come out from under the bed."

        “她求我快點(diǎn)從床下爬出來。”

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