初學者愛上英語幽默小笑話18：委婉的提醒（中英）
4.A Gentle Reminder
委婉的提醒
Having been married a long time, my husband sometimes needs a gentle reminder of a special occasion. On the morning of our 35th anniversary, we were sitting at the breakfast table when I hinted, "Honey, do you realize that we've been sitting in these same two seats for exactly 35 years?"
結婚很久了，丈夫現在有時需要我委婉地提醒他一些特別的日子。在結婚35周年紀念日的早上，我們正坐在早餐桌旁，我暗示他說:“親愛的，你意識到我們在這兩個相同的座位上已坐了整整35年了嗎？”
Putting down the newspaper, he looked straight at me and said, "So, you want to switch seats?"
他放下報紙，眼睛直直地望著我:“那么，你想交換座泣，是嗎？”
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