A Local Anesthetic
One night an injured man came to the hospital where I aman anesthesiologist. The surgical resident examined him andtold the patient he would be given a local anesthetic before thesu turing began.“Doc！”the patient protesed vehemently.“Idon't want a local one.Give me the best. An imported one.”
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