1.A Woman's Answer女人的回答A husband said to his wife, "Why did God create women to be beautiful but foolish'?"一位丈夫對妻子說:“為什么上帝把女人創(chuàng)造得如此美麗卻又 " /> 欧美18xxxxx,色综合综合网,欧美在线日韩

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        初學者愛上英語幽默小笑話15:女人的回答(中英)

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        1.A Woman's Answer

        女人的回答

        A husband said to his wife, "Why did God create women to be beautiful but foolish'?"

        一位丈夫對妻子說:“為什么上帝把女人創(chuàng)造得如此美麗卻又愚蠢呢?”

        "Well," his wife answered at once. "The reason is very simple. God made us beautiful so men would love us; God made us foolish so we would marry them."

        “噢,”他的妻子立刻回答道,“原因很簡單。上帝使我們如此美麗,男人才會愛我們。上帝使我們如此愚蠢,我們才會嫁給他們。”

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