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        英語幽默小故事帶翻譯:Alternative help 幫倒忙(中英雙語)

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        86.Alternative help

        86.幫倒忙

        "I'll need to see your license and registration,"says the highway patrolman after stopping a middle-aged couple."You were speeding.”

        高速公路上的警察攔住了一對中年夫婦,說:“我要看看你的駕駛證和車證,你超速了.”

        "But,officer,"says the husband, "I was way under the speed limit.”

        “可是,長官,我一直在限制以下的速度開車。”大夫說。

        "Sir, you were doing 63 in a 55 Zone.”

        “先生,你在限速55英里的地區(qū)開到了63英里。”

        "I was not speeding!"insists the man. 'Your radar gun must be broken. "

        “我沒有超速,”那個(gè)人堅(jiān)特說:“你的雷達(dá)掃瞄一定有問題了。”

        At this point, the wife leans over. "It''s no use arguing with him, officer,"she says apologetically."He always gets this stubborn when he's been drinking."

        這時(shí),他的老婆湊了上來:“警察先生,你不用跟他爭論了,”她帶著抱歉的口氣說:“每一次喝酒,他就變得這么固執(zhí)。”

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