她沒零錢打賞
A lady lost her handbag. It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her. Looking in her purse, she commented,
"Hmmm.... That's funny. When I lost my bag there was a $20 bill in it. Now there are twenty $1 bills."
The boy quickly replied, "That's right, lady. The last time I found a lady's purse, she didn't have any change for a reward."
一位女士丟了小坤包，讓一個誠實的小男孩給撿到，并交還給她。女士查看了包包后，說了句話：“嗯哼……有意思哈，我丟包的時候，里面有張20塊的票子，現在變成了二十張1塊的票子?！?BR>男孩立馬接話：“說得沒錯，夫人。上回我也幫一位女士找回了包，可她沒零錢打賞?！?/P>
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