Kid Joke(52)
A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons，Kevin，5，Ryan，3. The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake. Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson.“If Jesus were sitting here，He would say，‘Let my brother have the first pancake. I can wait.’”
Kevin turned to his younger brother and said，“Ryan，you be Jesus！”
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