英語(yǔ)幽默小故事帶翻譯：Be a driver 永遠(yuǎn)是駕駛員（中英雙語(yǔ)）
57.Be a driver
57.永遠(yuǎn)是駕駛員!
Our oldest son, Willy, a helicopter pilot stationed at Fort Rucker，Alaska, lives and breathes flying. When he called to say he'd be driving home for Christmas，a 16-hour trip,we were surprised. "Why don`t you fly home?"my wife asked.
我的大兒子威利，是阿拉斯加州福特羅克墓地的一名直升飛機(jī)駕駛員，生活、呼吸在飛行中。圣誕節(jié)快到的時(shí)侯，他打電話(huà)告訴我們他要駕車(chē)回來(lái)，有16個(gè)小時(shí)的旅途。我們嚇了一跳。“你為什么不坐飛機(jī)回來(lái)呢?”我妻子問(wèn)他。
"Because,"Willy replied, "I hate riding in the back!”
威利說(shuō):“因?yàn)槲矣憛捵陲w機(jī)的后面。”
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