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• 節(jié)食族

  　　Mom was very proud that she'd lost ten pounds. On the way to the store with my husband and me she talked of little else. We dropped her off in the lingerie department， but when we returned， we c...

  2018-12-27 英語笑話

• Kid Joke(1)

  　　A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though a whale is a very large mammal，its throat...

  2018-12-31 英語笑話

• 雙語 笑話 Who is it?

  A ship was passing by a desert （荒無人煙的） island, where stood a man who was shouting and waving wildly. “Who is it?” the passengers asked the captain. “I don’t...

  2018-11-25 英語笑話

• 面具舞會(huì)上的尷尬

  　　Mask　　Jim: My aunt was very embarrassed when she was asked to take off her mask at the party.　　ary: Why was that?　　Jim: She wasn't wearing one.　　面具　　我的姑媽，當(dāng)她在一個(gè)聚會(huì)上被邀請...

  2019-01-07 英語笑話

• 英漢雙語笑話100

  1. A society youth writes ironically to the young lady in the case：“Dear Miss Smith， perhaps you remember I proposed to you last night， and I do not now recall whether you sa...

  2018-11-21 英語笑話

• 100.The Advantage of Noise

  　　Wherever I drove my old car over 55 miles per hour ,it vibrated terribly, so I decided to sell it. My first customer wanted to...

  2018-10-29 英語笑話

• 那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事194：腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎（三）

  那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎（三） 1. Wthat fruit is never found singly? 什么水果永遠(yuǎn)不會(huì)是單個(gè)的？2.Why are young men unwilling...

  2018-10-31 英語笑話

• Acronym Overuse

  　　A woman hails a cab in NYC， jumps in and says to the cabbie. “T.G.I.F.”　　The cabbie just shrugs his shoulders and says， “Huh？”　　She repeats， “T.G.I.F.”　　The cabbie thinks about that fo...

  2018-12-09 英語笑話

• The plumber has arrived

  　　A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went; no plumber; eleven o'clock, twelve o'clock, one o'clock; no plumber.　　She concluded he wa...

  2018-12-08 英語笑話

• 趣味英語:失去后才懂得珍惜

  　　B： Yes， but I didn't want to lose her.　　N： But you did， right.　　B： No， I didn't.　　N： Yes， u did lost her.　　B： How did you know that I lost her.　　N： Well， just intuition.（感覺而已。）　　「注」要和...

  2018-12-27 英語笑話