那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事194：腦筋急轉彎（三）
那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事
腦筋急轉彎（三）
1. Wthat fruit is never found singly?
什么水果永遠不會是單個的？
2.Why are young men unwilling to date the daughter of the Fortunes?
年輕人為什么不愿意和福瓊家女兒約會？
3.Why is an empty matchbox the best thing to have in the world?
為什么空火柴盒是世界上最好的東西？
4.Why did little Tom put his brother's guitar in the refrigerator?
小湯姆為什么把哥哥的吉他放在冰箱里？
5. VVhat stays hot even if you tput itin a fridge?
什么東西即使放在冰箱里也熱？
6. What kind of table has no legs?
什么桌子沒有腿？
7. Why is a peacock the best story teller?
為什么孔雀最會講故事？
8．Why does time fly?
時間為什么要飛？
9. What eight-letter word has only one letter in it?
哪個單詞由8個字母組成，里面能裝一封信。10.What word is pronounced wrong, even by the best of scholars?
有個詞，即使是最棒的學者也一定會念錯。
11. Where does harvest come before work?
得在什么地方，收獲會跑到勞動前面？
1 2.Why is the letter E so important?
字母E為什么這么重要？
keys:
采用了同音詞( homonyms)： 1.A pear．（梨）
"pear"（梨）音同"pa礦（一對）
2.Because she is Miss Fortune．(因為她是"不幸"小姐。)
Miss Fortune“音同umisfortune”（不幸）
3．Because it is matchless.（因為舉世無雙o）
“matchless"既可理解為”沒有火柴的¨，又可理解為“舉世無 雙的，無可匹敵的。
4．Because he enjoyed cool music.（因為他喜歡流行音樂。）
"cool"可表示"冷的、涼的"，也可指“棒、時髦、美妙的”。
5．Pepper.（辣椒。）
“hot”有兩個意思：“熱”、”辣“。
6．A timetable.
時間表，日程表。
7. Because it always has a beautiful tail.
因為它有漂亮的結尾。tail結尾，尾巴。
8. Because many peopte are trying to killit.
因為許多人都想消磨時光。 kill殺，消磨。
9．Envelope
信封。
10. The word "wrong"．
單詞wrong。
11. In a dictionarY.
在字典里。
12. Because it is the beginning of everything.
因為它是萬物的開始。
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