趣味英語:失去后才懂得珍惜
B： Yes， but I didn't want to lose her.
N： But you did， right.
B： No， I didn't.
N： Yes， u did lost her.
B： How did you know that I lost her.
N： Well， just intuition.（感覺而已。）
「注」要和tuition（學費）區分開。
B： Maybe you r right.
N： You admit that I'm right.
B： I just said maybe， but I am sure that everyone out there has heard the old saying， "you don't know what u have until it's gone".（只有當你失去后，才知道什么是珍惜。）
N： You are living those exact words now！~（這句話是你現在最好的寫照。）
B： Well， I NEVER thought I would be living those exact words. But right now I recite those words over and over and over in my head， day after day， night after night， hour after hour， second after …
N： What an online romance.
B： It's not online， it's face to face.
B： And I hate the term "online romance". We did meet online， but not fall in love that way， we knew each other offline and fall in love offline.（我討厭“網戀”這個詞，我們是在網上認識的，但并不是在網上相愛的，我們在網絡以外的現實中相戀。）
N： So much of your relationship is offline.（你們大部分的感情是建立在網絡以外的。）
B： You are damn right.（你說的他媽的太對了。）
B： I hate those kind of cyber love（網戀）。
N： There has been many cyber lovers.
B： But not me.
趣味 英語本文地址：http://www.autochemexpert.com/writing/humor/73713.html
相關文章
-
英漢雙語笑話習題簿11.4.23
Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?" "A kid bit me," replied Ivan. "Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mo...
2018-11-24 英語笑話 -
Entertainment Joke(6)
It was a stormy night. A guy was driving in some mountains and his car broke down. He stopped it by a tree and walked down the highway looking for help. A headlight started to approach him f...
2018-12-29 英語笑話 -
Doctors Joke(21)
This guy went to see a highly recommend psychiatrist. The doctor showed the man an inkblot and asked，“What does this remind you of？” The guy replied，“A naked woman.”Then the shrink showed...
2018-12-29 英語笑話 -
為什么要用我的肘和腳呢
The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to the fifth floor and ring the doorbell with...
2018-11-28 英語笑話 -
英語幽默小故事帶翻譯：Bragging 吹牛（中英雙語）
40.Bragging40.吹牛Three famous surgeons were bragging about their skills. "A man came to me who had his hand cut off，“said one. "Today that man is a concert vi...
2018-11-01 英語笑話 -
那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事179：裸泳
那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事Skinny dipping 裸泳 One day Jimmy went down to the pond for a dip, but before he could dive in he spied...
2018-10-31 英語笑話 -
趣味圖片英語笑話：store 商店（雙語）
given that it was made by an 8-year-old child without a design background and who might have been at work for 12-13 hours, it fits quite good...考慮到這是一個八歲的毫無設計背景的小孩，他可能一...
2018-11-02 英語笑話 -
英漢雙語笑話習題簿11.3.10
“I've had a had day at the office，dear，and I'm as hungry as a bear．Is dinner ready？” “No love．I'm afraid we'll have to go to a restaurant tonight．I've broke...
2018-11-23 英語笑話 -
雙語哲理漫畫：Try and See the End of Love 不嘗試哪知相愛結果
Girl: Hey, can I join you on your feather? 女孩：嘿，我能坐到你那根羽毛上嗎？Boy: Sorry, I’m barely staying afloat on my own. I don’t even want to think about how poorly things might go...
2018-10-30 英語笑話
