那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事179：裸泳
那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事
Skinny dipping
裸泳
One day Jimmy went down to the pond for a dip, but before he could dive in he spied his teacher,Mrs. Smith,emerging from nude bathing. When Mrs. Smith saw Jimmy,she grabbed the nearest object - which happened to be an old wooden box - and held it in front of her.
有一天吉米去池塘游泳，但在他躍入水里前看到他的老師史密斯小姐正從裸泳中冒出頭來。當史密斯小姐看到吉米時，她趕緊抓過離自己最近的一件東西——碰巧是一個舊的木盒子，擋在自己前面。
"Young man,I know what you're thinking," she said.
對他說：“年輕人，我知道你在想什么。”
"And I know what you're thinking,"replied Jimmy. "You're thinking that box has a bottom on it!"
“我也知道你在想什么，”吉米答道，“你一定以為這個盒子是有底的！”
單詞&詞組
steak 牛排，肉排
whin 荊豆；棘豆
skinning dipping 裸泳，也可說nude swimming
dive in 頭朝下跳入水中
spy 讓看見，發現；間諜
nude 裸體；裸體的
grab 抓住，吸引
bottom 底部；末尾；臀部
知道不知道
說到裸泳，股神巴菲特【Warren Buffett）有句經典名言“You only find out who's been swimming naked when the tide goes out．“【只有退潮時，才知道誰在裸泳），用來指只有去除非理性市場因素，才能看清哪些公司具有真正的投資價值，哪些公司只不過是投機炒作。
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