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        英語幽默小故事帶翻譯:Not everything is perfect 并非盡善盡美!(中英雙語)

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        41.Not everything is perfect

        41.并非盡善盡美!

        "The White House is proposing we collaborate with Russia to build a new space station,"says Jay Leno. "Know what that means? We're going to wind up with a space station that has a$30-million toilet-and no toilet paper.”

        白宮方面建議同俄國共同建立一個新的空間站,杰·李諾說:“你們知道這是個什么概念嗎?我們將建立的太空站,光廁所就得花3000萬美元,但不提供手紙。”

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