錢(qián)包里的有趣事--雙語(yǔ)幽默笑話
a lady lost her handbag. it was found by an honest little boy and returned to her. looking in her purse, she commented, "hmmm.... that's funny. when i lost my bag there was a $20 bill in it. now there are twenty $1 bills."
一個(gè)女人丟了手提包，有一個(gè)誠(chéng)實(shí)的小孩撿到后交還給了她。她看了看錢(qián)包，說(shuō)：“嗯，這么有趣，我丟的時(shí)候里面是一張20美元，現(xiàn)在成了20張一美元。”
the boy quickly replied, "that's right, lady. the last time i found a lady's purse, she didn't have any change for a reward."
“沒(méi)錯(cuò)，夫人。”小男孩立刻回答道，“上次我撿到錢(qián)包時(shí)，那位夫人沒(méi)有零錢(qián)獎(jiǎng)賞給我。”
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