我都不認(rèn)識(shí)那女的
There was a couple who had been married for a long time, and one day, they were walking through the park together, when they saw a young couple sitting on a bench, kissing each other very passionately.
So the wife said to the husband, "Honey, why don't you do that?"
And the husband said, "How? I don't even know that lady!"
一對(duì)結(jié)婚多年的夫婦有天打公園路過時(shí)，瞧見一對(duì)年輕人坐長(zhǎng)椅上，正激情熱吻。
那太太就對(duì)先生說：“寶貝，你為嗎不學(xué)著點(diǎn)啊？”
而先生說：“怎么學(xué)？我都不認(rèn)識(shí)那女的！”
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