When was Rome built
Teacher: When was Rome built?
Tom: At night.
Teacher: Who told you that?
Tom: You did. You said Rome wasn't built in a day.
羅馬是什么時候建成的？
教師：羅馬是什么時候建成的？
湯姆：夜里。
教師：你跟你這么說的？
湯姆：是您。您說過羅馬不是在一個白天建成的。
a note：
Rome wasn't built in a day. 羅馬城非朝夕建成;偉業非一日之功。
All roads lead to Rome. 條條大路通羅馬;殊途同歸。
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