Homework
Teacher: I'm able to read one of the essays you did for homework, but the other one is written very poorly.
Student: Yes, sir - my mother is a much better writer than my father.
家庭作業
教師：我只能讀通你的一篇作文，可另一篇實在是糟透了。
學生：是的，老師――我媽媽的文采要比爸爸的好多了。
NOTE
poorly這里不是窮的意思，“差勁” adv.
In a poor manner.貧乏地
poorly adj.
In poor health; ill:
身體欠佳的；有病的：
feeling poorly.
感覺不適
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