How much does it cost？
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules: "The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time." He continued: "Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will incur a hefty fine of $180. Are there any questions?"
At this point, a male student in the crowd inquired: "How much for a season pass?"
花多少錢
在上大學的第一天，院長向學生發表演說,說明一些規則: "女生的宿舍將會是所有的男生的禁區,男生宿舍對女生也是禁區。任何打破這一條規則的人第一次將會被罰款20美元。"他繼續說: "任何人第二次被發現打破這條規則將會被罰款60美元.第三次被發現的將會招致180美元的重罰.有任何問題嗎?"
此時,一位男生問: "那么進去3個月要花多少錢?"
notes:
address n.v.地址,致辭
point out v.指出
out-of-bounds n.禁區
dormitory n.宿舍
break this rule打破規則。打破規則常用break這個詞。
fine vt.罰款 be fined fine用在了被動語態中：被罰
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