同義詞=罵人
Synonym=Bad Language
One day a ten-year-old child asked his mother, "Mom, what is a synonym?"
"What? You even don't know what a synonym is? How foolish you are. When I describe you as foolish, I mean you're silly, stupid. Now you know what a synonym is ?"
"Yes, a synonym is using bad language." The child concluded.
中文版同義詞=罵人
一天，一個10歲的孩子問母親："媽，什么是同義詞？"
"你說什么？竟然連同義詞都不懂！真是個笨蛋。我說你是個笨蛋，就是說你是個傻瓜，是個蠢貨。你現在明白同義詞的意思了嗎？"
"明白了。同義詞就是罵人。"
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