外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹49：跳傘 (中英)
Q:Why did the blind man give up skydiving?
問:為什么盲人會害怕跳傘?
A:It was scaring the hell out of his dog.
答:因為跳傘會把他們的狗嚇得魂飛魄散。
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