頭一天的證據--雙語幽默笑話
teacher: walter, why don't you wash your face? i can see what you had for breakfast this morning.
老師：沃爾特，你為什么不洗臉?我看得出你今天早飯吃了什么。
walter: what was it?
沃爾特：我吃了什么？
teacher: eggs.
老師：雞蛋。
walter: wrong. that was yesterday.
沃爾特：錯了，老師。那是昨天吃的。
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