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        時間證據的丟失--雙語幽默笑話

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        police: when can it be that the thieves broke into your house?

        警察:你估計小偷是什么時候進入你家的?

        owner: how could i know as my watch was stolen?

        失主:我的手表都被偷走了,我怎么知道是什么時候?
         

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