我走錯(cuò)房間了
An old fellow was snoozing away contentedly when he was startled awake by the doorbell. He staggered off the couch to make his way to the door. There stood a gorgeous young woman.
"Oh my goodness," the pretty young thing exclaimed, "I'm at the wrong house."
"Sweetheart, you're at the right house," the old guy assured her. "But you're forty years too late."
一位老人正舒舒服服打著盹，讓門鈴給驚醒了。他從沙發(fā)上起身艱難地挪到門邊，門外站著位絕美的年輕女子。
“哦，天哪，”漂亮姑娘叫了聲，說(shuō)，“我走錯(cuò)房間了。”
“寶貝，你走對(duì)了房間。”老人肯定地對(duì)她說(shuō)，“不過(guò)來(lái)晚了四十年。”
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