趣味圖片英語笑話：amputate 截肢（雙語）
We need to amputate both your legs, but dontcha worry, kiddo, we've got prosthetics- two nice logs I grabbed out from the shed this morning!
我們需要給你截肢,但不要擔心,老姐,我們有假肢——兩個不錯的原木，今天早晨我從小屋拿來的!
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