第76期雙語(yǔ)笑話(huà)加練習(xí)題 給哪一個(gè)回電話(huà)（1）
After I took office as mayor of a small Kentucky city, an unfortunate incident precipitated some hateful phone calls to my home. One night while I was conducting a city-council meeting, my wife answered the phone.
"Is this the home of Bert May, the mayor?" a woman's voice asked.
When my wife explained that I was at a meeting and would return her call if she left a name and number, the caller said. "That's confidential. This is his girlfriend. "
My wife, knowing this was all a ruse, calmly responded, "Lady, if you don't leave your name and number, he won't know which one to call back
Notes:
(1) take office 任職 (4) confidential adj.保密的
(2) precipitate v.使突然發(fā)生 (5) ruse n.欺詐
(3) conduct v.主持
Exercises:
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