第97期雙語笑話加練習題 梨子與李子（1）
I bought some pears at my local supermarket. At the checkout counter the cashier commented, "Oh, dear, I've charged you for plums instead of pears."
"What's the difference?" I asked.
"Well," she said, "plums are smaller and round."
Notes:
(1) pear n.梨
(2) supermarket n.超級市場
(3) checkout n.付賬出口處
(4) cashier n.出納員
(5) comment v.說話；發表意見
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