那你不應該留到現在才賣呀。
A man enters a bakery with a loaf of bread,＂I bought this bread here,and it tasters bad.＂＂What!＂exclaimed the baker.＂I’ve been baking bread for 25 years! ＂The man replies,＂You should have sold it right away!＂
一個男人拿著一條面包走進面包店：“這面包是在你這兒買的，味道很糟糕。”面包師叫了起來，“我的面包已經烤25年了。”男人回答說：“那你不應該留到現在才賣呀。”
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