你越不想被人碰到跟某人在一起。
Law of encounters:The probabillty of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.
相遇定律：你越不想被人碰到跟某人在一起，就越是被人碰到。
Law of queue:If you change queues,the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
排隊(duì)定律：如果你換一隊(duì)，剛離開(kāi)的那隊(duì)就會(huì)比現(xiàn)在的這隊(duì)走得快。
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