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          Making puppy A man and his son were walking through a field, and saw two dogs mating. The little boy asked his Dad what was happening. The Father replid, “Well,son, they're making a puppy.” The following evening, the little boy was thirsty, so he went from his bedto get a glass of water. Not being able to reach the glasses, he walked unannounced into his parents bedroom, who were makinglove in their usual missionary position. Confused, the boy asked what were they doing. The Dad responded very slowly and caringly to his impressionanle littleboy, “Well, son, we are making you a little brother.” The little boy replied ,“Please turn Mom over, Dad, I'd rather have a huppy!”

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