一直沒干完的活
A Never Finished Job
I was going away for a few days and left my husband a list of chores. For fun, I put down as Item 5: Think about your wife a lot. 字串3
After I returned, my husband proudly reported that he had completed every job. When I saw the list, however, each item except No.5 had been crossed off. "What's this!" I exclaimed, "Didn't you think about me while I was gone?"
My chagrin vanished when he replied cheerfully, "I started to, but just never finished."
我離開家幾天，給丈夫留了個條兒，寫下需要做的雜活。為了跟他逗著玩兒，我的第五條寫的是：多想念你的妻子。 字串4
當我回來后，我丈夫非常自豪地向我匯報，他干完了所有的活。當我看條子時，除了第五條，所有的活都干完劃掉了，“這是怎么回事！”我驚訝道，“我不在時，你不想我嗎？” 字串8
他高興地說：“我開始干了，不過這活一直還沒做完?！边@時我的委屈都消失了
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