Quote Joke(7)
?OK，who stopped payment on my reality check？
?I don‘t suffer from insanity，I enjoy every minute of it.
?Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW.
?Time is the best teacher，unfortunately it kills all of its students.
?Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill.
?Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have.
?A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
?Warning：Dates in calendar are closer than they appear.
?Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
?Always remember you‘re unique，just like everyone else.
?Consciousness：That annoying time between naps.
?Be nice to your kids. They‘ll choose your nursing home.
?There are 3 kinds of people：those who can count & those who can‘t.
?Why is‘a(chǎn)bbreviation’such a long word？
?Keep honking……I‘m reloading
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