英語幽默小故事帶翻譯：Definition 定義（中英雙語）
54.Definition
54.定義
Mark, our youngest son, was born after I had completed my active Air Force career. As a retired colonel, I enjoyed discussing with the children my time in the service. One day，Mark asked me what a colonel was，and I suggested he look up the word in the dictionary.“Dad，I think I found it,"he said，a few minutes later. "Kernel:the soft part of a nut.'"
我最小的兒子馬克，是我結束那富有挑戰性的空軍生涯后出生的.作為一個退役上校，我喜歡和孩子們聊聊我服役的那段時光。一天，馬克問我什么叫“上校”，我建議化去查查字典。幾分鐘后，他說:“爸爸，我想我找到答案了。果仁:堅果中的柔軟部分。”
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