雙語笑話 marriage certificate
Wife: ”What are you doing?“
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : ”Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.“
Husband : “I was looking for the expiry date.”
妻：你在作什么啊？
夫：沒作什么。
妻：沒做什么？你看著我們的結婚證書，足足有一小時了。
夫：我在尋找它的有效日期是到什么時候。
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