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Twin Lobsters
Once I had achieved success as an entertainer, I wanted to impress my Mom. I brought her to Las Vegas for dinner at Caesar's Palace. Among other items, the menu listed "Twin Lobsters - $45."
"Why don't you order that, Mom？" I asked. "I know how much you like lobster."
She looked at me with the eyes of a skeptic and shook her head. "How do they know they're really twins？"
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