雙語(yǔ)笑話 一封神秘的信
"I don't like to inquire too curiously into your affairs，"said the lady to her husband."But something's been bothering me for days."
"So?" said the husband."Tell me all about it."
"You got a letter last Friday，" the lady said."It was perfumed.It was in a girl's handwriting.I saw you oped it：you broke into a sweat.You turned white.Your hands trembled…For goodness'sake，who was it from and what did it say？"
"Oh，that，"said the husband."I decided it was best for both of us not to talk about it at the time."
"For heaven's sake，"screamed the woman."Tell me who it was from and what it said."
"Okay，" said the husband."It was from your dress shop.It said you owe them＄740.00."
“我不想過(guò)分好奇地打聽(tīng)你的事，”一位女士對(duì)丈夫說(shuō)。“但是這件事已經(jīng)困擾我好多天了。”
“所以呢？”丈夫說(shuō)。“跟我說(shuō)說(shuō)是什么事。”
“你上周五收到一封信，”女士說(shuō)。“那封信灑了香水，是女孩的筆跡。我看你看了信后，突然出了一身冷汗，臉色發(fā)白，雙手顫抖... .。。看在上帝的份上，那是誰(shuí)寄來(lái)的？上面又寫(xiě)了些什么？”
“噢，那件事啊。”丈夫說(shuō)，“我覺(jué)得那時(shí)候我們最好不要談?wù)撃羌隆！?BR> “看在老天的份上，”女人尖叫到。“告訴我那是誰(shuí)寄來(lái)的？信上都說(shuō)了些什么？”
“好吧，”丈夫說(shuō)。“那是從女裝店寄來(lái)的。信上說(shuō)你欠他們740美元。”
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