趣味圖片英語笑話：Marty 馬蒂（雙語）
What do you mean "We have stayed together for 20 years for the sake of the kids"!? We have no kids!
你的意思是“我們?yōu)榱撕⒆觽冊谝黄鸫袅?0年”！？但我們沒有孩子！
Marty had been somewhat absent-minded for couple of decades
馬蒂已經(jīng)有些心不在焉了幾十年
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