趣味圖片英語笑話：Future paranoia 未來的偏執狂（雙語）
But I just feel sure that my privacy in no way is invaded and no one tracks where I am or what I do...
但我只是確信，我絕不會被侵犯隱私，沒有人跟蹤我，知道我在哪里，或我做什么？
Honey, it's all in your mind...
親愛的，這不過是你想象的......
Future paranoia
未來的偏執狂
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