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        三個商人的不同招牌--雙語幽默笑話

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        three competing store owners rented adjoining(毗連的) shops in a mall. observers waited for mayhem(故意的傷害罪,蓄意的破壞) to ensue.

        三個互相爭生意的商店老板在一條商業街上租用了毗鄰的店鋪,旁觀者等著瞧好戲。

        the retailer on the right put up huge signs saying, gigantic sale! and super bargains!

        右邊的零售商掛起了巨大的招牌,上書:大減價!特便宜!

        the store on the left raised bigger signs proclaiming, prices slashed! and fantastic discounts!

        左邊的商店掛出了更大的招牌,聲稱:大砍價!大折扣!

        the owner in the middle then prepared a large sign that simply stated, entrance.

        中間的商人隨后準備了一個大招牌,上面只簡單地寫著:入口處。
         

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