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        英語笑話:趁警察不在

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            導語:導語:笑話讓人快樂^_^中西方人的笑點不一樣,也許你覺得捧腹大笑的笑話,老外也許還納悶中:“很好笑嗎?”老外笑的掉淚的笑話,我們也許覺得“好冷”。歸根到底就是中西文化的不同,所以呢,看笑話也能學到知識喲(*^__^*) ……下面就隨英語笑話小編一起來欣賞這則英語笑話吧O(∩_∩)O~~

        I Don‘t See any Cops Two Kentuckians were driving a container car down a road when they came to a viaduct. The sign said 10 feet 5 inches, so they got out to measure their truck. Unfortunately, the truck was just over 12 feet high. They didn’t know what to do. Finally one of them looked both directions and said," I don‘t see any cops, let’s go for it!"

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