英語沙龍-開心樂園-06

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Not Necessary To Answer Teacher：“I have two questions，it isn't necessary to answer the second question if you know the result of the first question．How much hair do you have？”Student ：“A hundred and twenty millions．”Teacher：“How do you know it？”Student：“It is not necessary to answer the second question．”無需回答老師：“我有兩個題目，你若能答出第一題就不需答第二題。你有多少根頭發？”學生：“１．２億根。”老師：“你怎么知道？”學生：“第二題不需回答。”本文無注釋

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