趣味圖片英語笑話：the new surgeon 新外科醫生（雙語）
Wait wait! I'm cutting in somebody ,,, and I never even finished medical school! I faked my diploma to get the job! And I'm wasted on shots!
等等!我正在切一個人,,,我甚至從來沒有從醫學院畢業!我偽造文憑得到這份工作!我浪費在射門上!
After a few minutes the new surgeon was calmed down, and the operation went on as planned
幾分鐘后新外科醫生平靜下來,繼續按照計劃操作
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