英語幽默笑話30秒Unit6：The visit to the doctor拜訪醫師(雙語)
The visit to the doctor
拜訪醫師
A Man asked his doctor if he thought he'd live to be a hundred .
一個男人問他的醫師是否認為他會活到一百歲。
The doctor asked the man ,"Do you smoke or drink ?"
醫師問這個男人：“你抽煙或喝酒嗎？”
" No ,"he replied , "I have never done either ."
他回答說：“不，我從不抽煙喝酒。”
" Do you gamble,drive fast cars ,and fool around with woman?" inquired the doctor .
醫師問說：“你賭博、開快車、玩女人嗎？”
"No,I have done any of those things either."
“不，我也從不干那些事情。”
"Well then," said the doctor ," what do you want to live to be a hundred for?"
醫師說：“那你干嗎要活到一百歲呀？”
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